NINTENDO: O Gamers of Wii, we have brought you a new system. Will you play now?
THRAXIAN: It is a good system. I like the controllers particularly,... but there is one small problem.
NINTENDO: What is that?
THRAXIAN: We are now... no longer the Gamers who play 'Wii'.
GAMERS OF WII: Wii! Shh!
THRAXIAN: Shh! We are now the Gamers Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.
(translated: why can't you just call it a Revolution?!)
RANDOM GAMER: Wii!
THRAXIAN: Therefore, we must give you a test.
NINTENDO: What is this test, O Gamers of-- Gamers who till recently played 'Wii'?
THRAXIAN: Firstly, you must find... another name!
[dramatic chord]