Don't worry Will, I too am often clueless about recent games. I remember when JonLeung and others collaborated on the "Metal Gear X: Guns Of the Mavericks" April Fool's hoax. I was asked to help, but I simply had no interest in participating because I knew nothing about Metal Gear Solid except that a guy named Snake infiltrated stuff and killed bad guys. And I was apparently the only one that ignorant on the face of the net at the time.
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censored, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably." [...] The first time any man's freedom is trodden on, we're all damaged. - Captain Jean-Luc Picard
Current projects: Sonic CD (Sega CD), Mega Man V (GB), Mega Man Zero (GBA), Battletoads (NES)