What is truth? I am only relating what I perceive to be apparent, given my circumstances and environment. Perhaps, in your environment, that which you deem "truth" is different from mine. I have merely stated that my perception of reality differs from yours with regard to the ability to perform the aforementioned action.
I am not one who would initiate an expedition entailing the pursuit and capture of ganders who for some reason or another run amuck.
At least, not here and now, in my present reality.